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EIGHT   OR   NINE 

WISE    WORDS 


ABOUT 


ettsr-lBritlpi 


BY 

LEWIS    CARROLL 


EMBERLIN  AND  SON 

4,    MAGDALEN     STREET 

OXFORD 


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FIRST    PUBLISHED 
1890. 


Qon{en{s- 


On  Stamp-Cases 

How  to  begin  a  Letter 

How  to  go  on  with  a  Letter 

How  to  end  a  Letter 

On  registering  Correspondence 


Page. 
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§    I.    On    Stamp-Cases, 

Some  American  writer  has  said  "  the  snakes 
in  this  district  may  be  divided  into  one 
species — the  venomous."  The  same  princi- 
ple applies  here.  Postage-Stamp-Cases  may 
be  divided  into  one  species,  the  "  Wonder- 
land." Imitations  of  it  will  soon  appear, 
no  doubt :  but  they  cannot  include  the  two 
Pictorial  Surprises,  which  are  copyright. 

You  don't  see  why  I  call  them  '  Surprises  '  ? 
Well,  take  the  Case  in  your  left-hand,  and 
regard  it  attentively.  You  see  Alice  nursing 
the  Duchess's  Baby  ?  (An  entirely  new  com- 
bination, by  the  way :  it  doesn't  occur 
in  the  book.)  Now,  with  your  right  thumb  and 
forefinger,   lay   hold   of   the    little    book,   and 


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suddenly  pull  it  out.  The  Baby  has  turned 
into  a  Pig  I  If  that  doesn't  surprise  you, 
why,  I  suppose  you  wouldn't  be  surprised  if 
your  own  Mother-in-law  suddenly  turned 
into  a  Gyroscope ! 

This  Case  is  7iot  intended  to  carry  about  in 
your  pocket.  Far  from  it.  People  seldom 
want  any  other  Stamps,  on  an  emergency, 
than  Penny-Stamps  for  Letters,  Sixpenny- 
Stamps  for  Telegrams,  and  a  bit  of  Stamp- 
edging  for  cut  fingers  (it  makes  capital 
sticking-plaster,  and  will  stand  three  or  four 
washings,  cautiously  conducted)  :  and  all 
these  are  easily  carried  in  a  purse  or  pocket- 
book.  No,  this  is  meant  to  haunt  your 
envelope-case,  or  wherever  you  keep  your 
writing-materials.  What  made  me  invent  it 
was  the  constantly  wanting  Stamps  of  other 
values,  for  foreign  Letters,  Parcel  Post,  &c., 
and  finding  it  very  bothersome  to  get  at  the 


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kind  I  wanted  in  a  hurry.  Since  I  have 
possessed  a  "  Wonderland  Stamp  Case  ",  Life 
has  been  bright  and  peaceful,  and  I  have 
used  no  other.  I  believe  the  Queen's  laun- 
dress uses  no  other. 

Each  of  the  pockets  v^ill  hold  6  stamps, 
comfortably.  I  would  recommend  you  to 
arrange  the  6,  before  putting  them  in,  some- 
thing like  a  bouquet,  making  them  lean  to 
the  right  and  to  the  left  alternately :  thus 
there  will  always  be  a  free  corner  to  get 
hold  off,  so  as  to  take  them  out,  quickly  and 
easily,  one  by  one :  otherwise  you  will  find 
them  apt  to  come  out  two  or  three  at  a 
time. 

According  to  my  experience,  the  5^.,  9^., 
and  IS.  Stamps  are  hardly  ever  wanted, 
though  I  have  constantly  to  replenish  all 
the  other  pockets.  If  your  experience  agrees 
with   mine,    you   may   find   it   convenient  to 


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keep  only  a  couple  (say)  of  each  of  these  3 
kinds,  in  the  is,  pocket,  and  to  fill  the 
other  2  pockets  with  extra  id.  stamps. 


§    2.     How  to  begin  a  Letter, 

If  the  Letter  is  to  be  in  answer  to  another, 
begin  by  getting  out  that  other  letter  and 
reading  it  through,  in  order  to  refresh  your 
memory,  as  to  what  it  is  you  have  to  answer, 
and  as  to  your  correspondent's  present  address 
(otherwise  you  will  be  sending  your  letter  to 
his  regular  address  in  London,  though  he  has 
been  careful  in  writing  to  give  you  his  Tor- 
quay address  in  full). 

Next,  Address  and  Stamp  the  Envelope. 
''What!  Before  writing  the  Z^^^^r  .-^ '^  Most 
certainly.  And  I'll  tell  you  what  will  happen 
if  you  don't.  You  will  go  on  writing  till  the 
last  moment,  and  just  in  the  middle  of  the 
last  sentence,  you  will  become  aware  that 
'  time's  up  !  '     Then  comes  the  hurried   wind- 


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up  —  the  wildly-scrawled  signature  —  the 
hastily-fastened  envelope,  which  comes  open 
in  the  post — the  address,  a  mere  hiero- 
glyphic— the  horrible  discovery  that  you've 
forgotten  to  replenish  your  Stamp-Case  — 
the  frantic  appeal,  to  every  one  in  the  house, 
to  lend  you  a  Stamp — the  headlong  rush 
to  the  Post  Office,  arriving,  hot  and  gasp- 
ing, just  after  the  box  has  closed — and 
finally,  a  week  afterwards,  the  return  of 
the  Letter,  from  the  Dead-Letter  Office, 
marked  "  address  illegible  "  ! 

Next,  put  your  own  address,  in  f2cll,  at 
the  top  of  the  note-sheet.  It  is  an  aggra- 
vating thing I  speak  from  bitter  ex- 
perience   when  a  friend,  staying  at  some 

new  address,  heads  his  letter  '*  Dover," 
simply,  assuming  that  you  can  get  the  rest 
of  the  address  from  his  previous  letter,  which 
perhaps  you  have  destroyed. 


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Next,  put  the  date  in  full.  It  is  another 
aggravating  thing,  when  you  wish,  years 
afterwards,  to  arrange  a  series  of  letters, 
to  find  them  dated  "  Feb.  17  ",  "  Aug.  2  ", 
without  any  year  to  guide  you  as  to  which 
comes  first.  And  never,  never,  dear  Madam 
(N.B.  this  remark  is  addressed  to  ladies 
07tly  :  no  man  would  ever  do  such  a  thing), 
put  '*  Wednesday  ",  simply,  as  the  date  ! 

'*  That  way  madness  lies.^'' 


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§  3-  How  to  go  on  with  a  Letter, 

Here  is  a  golden  Rule  to  begin  with. 
Write  legibly.  The  average  temper  of  the 
human  race  would  be  perceptibly  sweetened, 
if  everybody  obeyed  this  Rule!  A  great 
deal  of  the  bad  writing  in  the  world  comes 
simply  from  writing  too  quickly.  Of  course 
you  reply,  '^  I  do  it  to  save  time  ".  A  very 
good  object,  no  doubt :  but  what  right  have 
you  to  do  it  at  your  friend's  expense  ?  Isn't 
Ids  time  as  valuable  as  yours  ?      Years  ago, 

I    used  to   receive   letters   from    a  friend 

and    very   interesting    letters    too written 

in  one  of  the  most  atrocious  hands  ever 
invented.  It  generally  took  me  about  a 
week  to  read  one  of  his  letters  !  I  used  to 
carry  it  about  in  my  pocket,  and  take  it  out 


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at  leisure  times,  to   puzzle    over    the    riddles 

which  composed  it holding  it  in  different 

positions,  and  at  different  distances,  till  at 
last  the  meaning  of  some  hopeless  scrawl 
would  flash  upon  me,  when  I  at  once  wrote 
down  the  English  under  it  ;  and,  when 
several  had  been  thus  guessed,  the  context 
would  help  one  with  the  others,  till  at  last 
the  whole  series  of  hieroglyphics  was  de- 
ciphered. If  all  one's  friends  wrote  Hke 
that.  Life  would  be  entirely  spent  in  reading 
their  letters  ! 

This  Rule    applies,   specially,   to  names  of 

people    or    places and  ?nost  specially  to 

foreign  names.  I  got  a  letter  once,  containing 
some  Russian  names,  written  in  the  same  hasty 
scramble  in  which  people  often  write  "  yours 
sincerely ".  The  context,  of  course,  didn't 
help  in  the  least :  and  one  spelling  was  just 
as  likely  as  another,  so  far  as  /  knew  :  it  was 


necessary  to  write  and  tell  my  friend  that  I 
couldn't  read  any  of  them  !  ^ 

My  second  Rule  is,  don't  fill  more  than  a 
page  and  a  half  with  apologies  for  not  having 
written  sooner  ! 

The  best  subject,  to  begiii  with,  is  your 
friend's  last  letter.  Write  with  the  letter 
open  before  you.  Answer  his  questions,  and 
make  any  remarks  his  letter  suggests.  Then 
go  on  to  what  you  want  to  say  yourself. 
This  arrangement  is  more  courteous,  and 
pleasanter  for  the  reader,  than  to  fill  the 
letter  with  your  own  invaluable  remarks, 
and  then  hastily  answer  your  friend's  ques- 
tions in  a  postscript.  Your  friend  is  much 
more  likely  to  enjoy  your  wit,  after  his  own 
anxiety  for  information  has  been  satisfied. 

In  referring  to  anything  your  friend  has 
said  in  his  letter,  it  is  best  to  quote  the  exact 
ivords,  and  not  to  give    a  summary  of  them 


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in  yotir  words.  A^s  impression,  of  what  B 
has  said,  expressed  in  A^s  words,  will  never 
convey  to  B  the  meaning  of  his  own  words. 

This  is  specially  necessary  when  some  point 
has  arisen  as  to  which  the  two  correspondents 
do  not  quite  ag^ree.  There  ought  to  be  no 
opening  for  such  writing  as  ''You  are  quite 
mistaken  in  thinking  I  said  so-and-so.  It 
was  not  in  the  least  my  meaning,  &c.,  &c.", 
which  tends  to  make  a  correspondence  last 
for  a  lifetime. 

A  few  more  Rules  may  fitly  be  given  here, 
for  correspondence  that  has  unfortunately 
become  controversial. 

One  is,  don^t  repeat  yourself.  When  once 
you  have  said  your  say,  fully  and  clearly,  on 
a  certain  point,  and  have  failed  to  convince 
your  friend,  drop  that  subject :  to  repeat  your 
arguments,  all  over  again,  will  simply  lead  to 
his  doing  the  same  ;  and  so  you  will  go  on. 


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like  a    Circulating    Decimal.      Did  you   ever 
know  a  Circulating  Decimal  come  to  an  end  ? 
Another  Rule  is,    when    you    have  written 
a  letter    that    you  feel    may  possibly   irritate 
your  friend,  however  necessary  you  may  have 
felt  it  to  so  express  yourself,  put  it  aside  till 
the  next  day.     Then  read  it   over   again,  and 
fancy    it    addressed    to    yourself.      This   will 
often    lead  to  your  writing  it  all  over  again, 
taking   out   a  lot  of  the  vinegar  and   pepper, 
and  putting  in  honey  instead,  and  thus  mak- 
ing   a    much    more  palatable  dish  of  it !      If, 
when    you    have   done    your    best    to    write 
inoffensively,   you    still    feel   that  it   will  pro- 
bably   lead    to   further    controversy,    keep    a 
copy  of  it.      There  is  very  little  use,  months 
afterwards,    in   pleading    "  I    am    almost  sure 
I  never  expressed  myself  as  you  say :  to  the 
best   of  my    recollection    I    said   so-and-so ". 
Far    better  to    be    able    to   write  "  I    did    nut 


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express  myself  so :  these  are  the  words 
I  used." 

My  fifth  Rule  is,  if  your  friend  makes  a 
severe  remark,  either  leave  it  unnoticed,  or 
make  your  reply  distinctly  less  severe  :  and 
if  he  makes  a  friendly  remark,  tending  to- 
wards '  making  up  '  the  little  difference  that 
has  arisen  between  you,  let  your  reply  be 
distinctly  more  friendly.  If,  in  picking  a 
quarrel,  each  party  declined  to  go  more  than 
three-eighths  of  the  way,  and  if,  in  making 
friends,  each  was  ready  to  go  five-eighths  of 
the  way — why,  there  would  be  more  recon- 
ciliations than  quarrels  !  Which  is  like  the 
Irishman's  remonstrance  to  his  gad-about 
daughter — "  Shure,  you're  always  goin'  out  I 
You  go  out  three  times,  for  wanst  that  you 
come  in  !  " 

My  sixth  Rule  (and  my  last  remark  about 
controversial  correspondence)  is,  donH  try  to 


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have  the  last  word!  How  many  a  contro- 
versy would  be  nipped  in  the  bud,  if  each 
was  anxious  to  let  the  other  have  the  last 
word  !  Never  mind  how  telling  a  rejoinder 
you  leave  unuttered  :  never  mind  your  friend's 
supposing  that  you  are  silent  from  lack  of 
anything  to  say  :  let  the  thing  drop,  as  soon 
as  it  is  possible  without  discourtesy :  remem- 
ber '  speech  is  silvern,  but  silence  is  golden'! 
(N.B. — If  you  are  a  gentleman,  and  your 
friend  a  lady,  this  Rule  is  superfluous :  you 
wonH  get  the  last  word  !) 

My  seventh  Rule  is,  if  it  should  ever  occur 
to  you  to  write,  jestingly,  in  dispraise  of  your 
friend,  be  sure  you  exaggerate  enough  to 
make  the  jesting  obvious  :  a  word  spoken  in 
jest,  but  taken  as  earnest,  may  lead  to  very 
serious  consequences.  I  have  known  it  to 
lead  to  the  breaking-off  of  a  friendship. 
Suppose,   for   instance,   you   wish   to  remind 


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your  friend  of  a  sovereign  you  have  lent 
him,  which  he  has  forgotten  to  repay — you 
might  quite  mean  the  words  "  I  mention 
it,  as  you  seem  to  have  a  conveniently  bad 
memory  for  debts",  in  jest  :  yet  there  would 
be  nothing  to  wonder  at  if  he  took  offence 
at  that  way  of  putting  it.  But,  suppose  you 
wrote  *'  Long  observation  of  your  career,  as 
a  pickpocket  and  a  burglar,  has  convinced 
me  that  my  one  lingering  hope,  for  recovering 
that  sovereign  I  lent  you,  is  to  say  '  Pay  up, 
or  I'll  summons  yer ! ' "  he  would  indeed 
be  a  matter-of-fact  friend  if  he  took  that  as 
seriously  meant ! 

My  eighth  Rule.  When  you  say,  in  your 
letter,  "  I  enclose  cheque  for  £^  ",  or  "  I 
enclose  John's  letter  for  you  to  see  ",  leave 
off  writing  for  a  moment — go  and  get  the 
document  referred  to — and  put  it  into  the 
envelope.     Otherwise,    you  are   pretty  certain 


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to  find  it  lying  about,  after  the  Post  has  gone  I 
My  ninth  Rule.  When  you  get  to  the  end 
of  a  note-sheet,  and  find  you  have  more  to 
say,  take  another  piece  of  paper — a  whole 
sheet,  or  a  scrap,  as  the  case  may  demand  : 
but,  whatever  you  do,  don't  cross  I  Remember 
the  old  proverb  *  Cross-writing  makes  cross 
reading  '.  "  The  old  proverb  ?  "  you  say,  en- 
quiringly. *^ How  old?"  Well,  not  so  veiy 
ancient,  I  must  confess.  In  fact,  I'm  afraid 
I  invented  it  while  writing  this  paragraph ! 
Still,  you  know,  'old'  is  a  comparative  term. 
I  think  you  would  be  quite  justified  in 
addressing  a  chicken,  just  out  of  the  shell, 
as  "  Old  boy  !  ",  when  compared  with  another 
chicken,  that  was  only  half-out ! 


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§  4-     How  to  end  a  Lette7\ 

If  doubtful  whether  to  end  with  '  yours 
faithfully',  or  'yours  truly',  or  'yours  most 
truly ',  &c.  (there  are  at  least  a  dozen 
varieties,  before  you  reach  '  yours  affection- 
ately'), refer  to  your  correspondent's  last 
letter,  and  make  your  winding-up  at  least 
as  friendly  as  his  :  in  fact,  even  if  a  shade 
more  friendly,  it  will  do  no  harm  ! 

A  Postscript  is  a  very  useful  invention  : 
but  it  is  not  meant  (as  so  many  ladies  sup- 
pose) to  contain  the  real  gist  of  the  letter  : 
it  serves  rather  to  throw  into  the  shade  any 
little  matter  we  do  not  wish  to  make  a  fuss 
about.  For  example,  your  friend  had  pro- 
mised to  execute  a  commission  for  you  in 
town,   but  forgot   it,   thereby  putting   you    to 


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great  inconvenience  :  and  he  now  writes  to 
apologize  for  his  negligence.  It  would  be 
cruel,  and  needlessly  crushing,  to  make  it  the 
main  subject  of  your  reply.  How  much  more 
gracefully  it  comes  in  thus  !  "  P.S.  Don't 
distress  yourself  any  more  about  having 
omitted  that  little  matter  in  town.  I  won't 
deny  that  it  did  put  my  plans  out  a  little, 
at  the  time  :  but  it's  all  right  now.  I  often 
forget  things,  myself :  and  '  those  who  live 
in  glass-houses,  mustn't  throw  stones',  you 
know !  " 

When  you  take  your  letters  to  the  Post, 
carry  them  in  your  hand.  If  you  put  them 
in  your  pocket  you  will  take  a  long  country- 
walk  (I  speak  from  experience),  passing  the 
Post-Office  twice,  going  and  returning,  and, 
when  you  get  home,  will  find  them  still  in 
your  pocket. 


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§  5«       On  registering  Corres- 
pondence. 

Let  me  recommend  you  to  keep  a  record 
of  Letters  Received  and  Sent.  I  have  kept 
one  for  many  years,  and  have  found  it  of  the 
greatest  possible  service,  in  many  ways  :  it 
secures  my  answering  Letters,  how^ever  long 
they  have  to  wait  ;  it  enables  me  to  refer,  for 
my  own  guidance,  to  the  details  of  previous 
correspondence,  though  the  actual  Letters 
may  have  been  destroyed  long  ago ;  and, 
most  valuable  feature  of  all,  if  any  difficulty 
arises,  years  afterwards,  in  connection  with 
a  half-forgotten  correspondence,  it  enables 
me  to  say,  with  confidence,  "  I  did  not  tell 
you    that    he  was    *  an  invaluable  servant  in 


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every  way ',  and  that  you  couldnH  '  trust  him 
too  much '.  I  have  a  precis  of  my  letter. 
What  I  said  was  '  he  is  a  valuable  servant  in 
many  ways,  but  don't  trust  him  too  much  '. 
So,  if  he's  cheated  you,  you  really  must  not 
hold  me  responsible  for  it  !  " 

I  will  now  give  you  a  few  simple  Rules  for 
making,  and  keeping,  a  Letter-Register. 

Get  a  blank  book,  containing  (say)  200 
leaves,  about  4  inches  wide  and  7  high.  It 
should  be  well  fastened  into  its  cover,  as  it 
will  have  to  be  opened  and  shut  hundreds  of 
times.  Have  a  line  ruled,  in  red  ink,  down 
each  margin  of  every  page,  an  inch  off  the 
edge  (the  margin  should  be  wide  enough  to 
contain  a  number  of  5  digits,  easily  :  /  man- 
age with  a  I  inch  margin  :  but,  unless  you 
write  very  small  you  will  find  an  inch  more 
comfortable). 

Write  a  precis  of  each  Letter,  received  or 


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sent,  in  chronological  order.  Let  the  entry 
of  a  '  received  '  Letter  reach  from  the  left- 
hand  edge  to  the  right-hand  marginal  line ; 
and  the  entry  of  a  '  sent '  Letter  from  the 
left-hand  marginal  line  to  the  right-hand  edge. 
Thus  the  two  kinds  will  be  quite  distinct,  and 
you  can  easily  hunt  through  the  '  received  ' 
Letters  by  themselves,  without  being  bothered 
with  the  '  sent '  Letters  •  and  vice  versa. 

Use  the  right-hand  pages  only :  and,  when 
you  come  to  the  end  of  the  book,  turn  it 
upside-down,  and  begin  at  the  other  end, 
still  using  right-hand  pages.  You  will  find 
this  much  more  comfortable  than  using  left- 
hand  pages. 

You  will  find  it  convenient  to  write,  at  the 
top  of  every  sheet  of  a  '  received '  Letter,  its 
Register-Number  in  full. 

I  will  now  give  a  few  (ideal)  specimen 
pages    of    my    Letter-Register,  and   make    a 


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few  remarks  on  them  :  after  which  I  think 
you  wilt  find  it  easy  enough  to  manage 
one  for  yourself. 


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as  present  from  self  and 
white  elephant. 


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(218) 
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do.    Scareham,  H.   [writes  from 
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ow  £^0  for  a  few  weeks  (!) 


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know  object,  for  wh  loan  is 
and  security  offered. 


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asked, 


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vious    letter,    now   before    me, 
undertook    to   supply   one    for 
dealing  to  pay  more. 


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ter — is  law  on  my  side  ? 


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Ap.  4.  Manager^  Goods  Statti, 
R.  White  Elephant  arrived,  ad- 
d  to  you — send  for  it  at  once — 
savage'. 


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but  no  room  for  it  at  present,  am 
ing  it  to  Zoological  Gardens. 


(226)  do.  Manager,  Goods  Sta 
N.R.  please  deliver,  to  bearer 
note,  case  containg  White  Ele- 
addressed  to  me. 


anks, 
send- 


tn,  G. 
of  this 
phant 


(227)  do.  Director  Zool.  Garde 
closing  above  note  to  R.W.  Ma 
call  for  valuable  animal,  prese 
Gardens. 


ns.  (en- 
nager) 
nted  to 


(228) 
misquo 
is   £18 


Ap.  8.  Cheetham&' Sharp,  you 
te  enclosed  letter,  limit  named 


o. 


(229) 
case  de 
Port  — 
quet  — 


Ap.  9.  Director,  Zoo.  Gardens. 
livered  to  us  contained  i  doz. 
consumed  at  Directors'  Ban- 
many  thanks. 


222 

237 
227 
230 


225 
0 


(230)    do.  T    jfoftes,  Mrs.   why[  call  a 
doz.  of  Port  a  'White  Elephant'?) 


(231) 
joke'. 


|do.     T    yones,  Mrs.    '  it  was  a 


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'(233)  Ap.  10.    (Th)  Page  &  Co. 
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242   I  (cheap  edtn). 


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2  or  3  jdays  alter  the  15th.  [ 


(235) 
recevd 

&  Co. 


do.  Lou,  and  West.  Bk.  have 
£"250,  pd  to  yr  Acct  fm  Parkins 
Calcutta  [en 


236 


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239 
228 
240 


245 


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possibly  come  this  month,  will 
when  able. 


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write 

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(237)     Ap.   II.     Cheetham  and 
turn  letter  enclosed  to  you. 


Co.  re- 

[X 


(238)  do.  Morton,  Philip.  Co 
lend  me  Browning's  '  Dramati 
sonae  '  for  a  day  or  2  ? 


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(239) 
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'  136, 


Ap.  14.  Aunt  jfemima^  leav- 
use  at  end  of  month  :  address 
Royal  Avenue,  Bath.'  [ 


(240) 
returng 


Ap.    15.      Cheetham    and    Co., 
letter  as  reqd,  bill  6/6/8.        [ 


236 


237 

244 


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(242) 

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(243)     jdo.    11    do.    books 

240 

248 

(244)    do.    Clieetham  and  Co.  c  an    un- 
derstand the  6/8 — what  is  £t  for? 

(245) 
matis 

Ap.  17.     11     Morton,  P.     '  Dra- 
Personae',  as  asked  for.        [retd 

238 
249 

221 
250 

(246)    do.     Wilkins  and  Co.    w 
bill,  175/10/6,  and  ch.  for  do. 

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(247)    do.    Page  and  Co.    bill, 
postal    J107258   for    15/-   and 

15/6, 
6  stps. 

(248) 
was  a 

Ap.  18.      Cheetham  and  Co.    it 
'clerical  error '  (!) 

244 

245 

(249)    Ap.  19.    Morton,  P.    retu 
Browning  with  many  thanks. 

rng 

(250) 
bill. 

do.      Wilkins  and  Co.    receptd 

246 

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I  begin  each  page  by  putting,  at  the  top 
left-hand  corner,  the  next  entry-number  I 
am  going  to  use,  in  full  (the  last  3  digits  of 
each  entry-number  are  enough  afterwards)  ; 
and  I  put  the  date  of  the  year,  at  the  top,  in 
the  centre. 

I  begin  each  entry  with  the  last  3  digits  of 
the  entry-number,  enclosed  in  an  oval  (this 
is  difficult  to  reproduce  in  print,  so  I  have 
put  round-parentheses  here).  Then,  for  the 
Jirst  entry  in  each  page,  [  put  the  day  of  the 
month  and  the  day  of  the  week  :  afterwards, 
*do.'  is  enough  for  the  month-day,  till  it 
changes  :  I  do  not  repeat  the  week-day. 

Next,  if  the  entry  is  not  a  letter,  1  put  a 
symbol  for  '  parcel '  (see  Nos.  243,  245)  or  ^  tele- 
gram '  (see  Nos.  230,  231)  as  the  case  may  be. 

Next,  the  name  of  the  person,  underlined 
(indicated  here  by  italics). 

If  an  entry  needs  special  further  attention, 


32 

I  put  [  at  the  end  :  and,  when  it  has  been 

attended  to,  I  fill  in  the  appropriate  symbol, 
e.g.  in  No.  218,  it  showed  that  the  bill  had 
to  be  paid ;  in  No.  222,  that  an  answer  was 
really  needed  (the  '  x  '  means  '  attended  to  ')  ; 
in  No.  234,  that  I  owed  the  old  lady  a  visit ; 
in  No.  235,  that  the  item  had  to  be  entered 
in  my  account  book  ;  in  No.  236,  that  I  must 
not  forget  to  write  ;  in  No.  239,  that  the  ad- 
dress had  to  be  entered  in  my  address-book ; 
in  No.  245,  that  the  book  had  to  be  returned, 

I  give  each  entry  the  space  of  2  lines,  whe- 
ther it  fills  them  or  not,  in  order  to  have 
room  for  references.  And,  at  the  foot  of  each 
page  I  leave  2  or  3  lines  blank  (often  useful 
afterwards  for  entering  omitted  Letters)  and 
miss  one  or  2  numbers  before  I  begin  the 
next  page. 

At  any  odd  moments  of  leisure,  I  *  make  up' 
the  entry-book,  in  various  ways,  as  follows:  — 


33 

(i)  I  draw  a  second  line,  at  the  right-hand 
end  of  the  '  received  '  entries,  and  at  the  left- 
hand  end  of  the  '  sent  '  entries.  This  I 
usually  do  pretty  well  'up  to  date'.  In  my 
Register  the  first  line  is  red,  the  second  blue  : 
here  I  distinguish  them  by  making  the  first 
thin,  and  the  second  thick. 

(2)  Beginning  with  the  last  entry,  and 
going  backwards,  I  read  over  the  names  till 
I  recognise  one  as  having  occurred  already : 
I  then  link  the  two  entries  together,  by  giving 
the  one,  that  comes  first  in  chronological 
order,  a  '  foot-reference  '  (see  Nos.  217,  225). 
I  do  not  keep  this  'up-to-date',  but  leave  it 
till  there  are  4  or  5  pages  to  be  done. 
I  work  back  till  I  come  among  entries  that 
are  all  supplied  with  '  foot-references ',  when 
I  once  more  glance  through  the  last  few 
pages,  to  see  if  there  are  any  entries  not  yet 
supplied   with   head-references :    their    prede- 


34 

cessors  may  need  a  special  search.  If  an 
entry  is  connected,  in  subject,  with  another 
under  a  different  name,  I  link  them  by  cross- 
references,  distinguished  from  the  head-  and 
foot-references  by  being  written  further  from 
the  marginal  line  (see  No.  229).  When  2 
consecutive  entries  have  the  same  name,  and 
are  both  of  the  same  kind  (i.e.  both  '  received  ' 
or  both  '  sent')  I  bracket  them  (see  Nos.  242, 
243)  ;  if  of  different  kinds,  I  link  them  with 
the  symbol  used  for  Nos.  219,  220. 

(3)  Beginning  at  the  earliest  entry  not  yet 
done  with,  and  going  forwards,  I  cross  out 
every  entry  that  has  got  a  head-  and  foot- 
reference,  and  is  done  with,  by  continuing 
the  extra  line  through  it  (see  Nos.  221,  223, 
225).  Thus,  wherever  a  break  occurs  in  this 
extra  line,  it  shows  there  is  some  matter  still 
needing  attention.  I  do  not  keep  this  any- 
thing like  *  up  to  date ',  but  leave  it  till  there 


35 

are  30  or  40  pages  to  look  through  at  a  time. 
When  the  first  page  in  the  volume  is  thus 
completely  crossed  out,  I  put  a  mark  at  the 
foot  of  the  page  to  indicate  this  ;  and  so  with 
pages  2,  3,  &c.  Hence,  whenever  I  do  this 
part  of  the  'making  up',  I  need  not  begin  at 
the  beginning  of  the  volume,  but  only  at  the 
earliest  page  that  has  not  got  this  mark. 

All  this  looks  very  complicated,  when 
stated  at  full  length  :  but  you  will  find  it 
perfectly  simple,  when  you  have  had  a  little 
practice,  and  will  come  to  regard  the  '  mak- 
ing-up '  as  a  pleasant  occupation  for  a  rainy 
day,  or  at  any  time  that  you  feel  disinclined 
for  more  severe  mental  work.  In  the  Game 
of  Whist,  Hoyle  gives  us  one  golden  Rule, 
*'  When  in  doubt,  win  the  trick  " — I  find  that 
Rule  admirable  for  real  life  :  when  in  doubt 
what  to  do,  I  '  make-up  '  my  Letter-Register ! 

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